Zuki Hui Palko Se Unka Didar
Kiya
Sab Kuch Bhula K Unka Intzar
Kiya
Wo Jaan Hi Na Paye Zazbat Mere
Jine Dunia Me Maine Sabse
Zyada Pyar Kiya
Kiya
Sab Kuch Bhula K Unka Intzar
Kiya
Wo Jaan Hi Na Paye Zazbat Mere
Jine Dunia Me Maine Sabse
Zyada Pyar Kiya
Shayad fir se wo takdir mil jye
Jivan ka wo hasin pal mil jaye
Chalo fir se bnaye sagar kinare
ret ka ghar
Shayad wapas apna bachpan mil
jye
Jivan ka wo hasin pal mil jaye
Chalo fir se bnaye sagar kinare
ret ka ghar
Shayad wapas apna bachpan mil
jye
Aksar Jab Hum Aapko Yaad krte
He
Apne Rab Se Yahi Fariyaad Krte
He
Umar Hamari Bhi Lag Jaye Aapko
Hum To Vaise Bhi Mout Ka
Intejar Krte He.
He
Apne Rab Se Yahi Fariyaad Krte
He
Umar Hamari Bhi Lag Jaye Aapko
Hum To Vaise Bhi Mout Ka
Intejar Krte He.
Most perfct&lovly words 2 Mom:
Should i love God more dan u as
he showed u 2 me
OR
Should i luv u more dan God as
u showed me wat God is!!
Should i love God more dan u as
he showed u 2 me
OR
Should i luv u more dan God as
u showed me wat God is!!
Patni- Maine'GADHO' par
Research Ki H
Wo Apni 'GADHI' ke Siwa Kisi
Aur Gadhi Ko Kabhi Nai Dekhta
Pati-Is Liye To Usey 'GADHA'
kehte H
Research Ki H
Wo Apni 'GADHI' ke Siwa Kisi
Aur Gadhi Ko Kabhi Nai Dekhta
Pati-Is Liye To Usey 'GADHA'
kehte H
Hamari Ye Dosti itni Gehri Ho,
Zindagi Ki Har Kasauti Par Khari
Ho.
Qyamat Tak Sath Nibhaye Ek
Duje Ka Hum,
Musibat Chahe Teri Ho Ya Meri
Ho
Zindagi Ki Har Kasauti Par Khari
Ho.
Qyamat Tak Sath Nibhaye Ek
Duje Ka Hum,
Musibat Chahe Teri Ho Ya Meri
Ho
Pyaar Karnewale Pyaare Nahi
Hote,
Dil Denewale Dildar Nahi hote,
Prem karnewale Premi Nahi
hote,
Lekin yaad karnewale
"Apne"Jaroor Hote hai.
Hote,
Dil Denewale Dildar Nahi hote,
Prem karnewale Premi Nahi
hote,
Lekin yaad karnewale
"Apne"Jaroor Hote hai.
Banta 2 Santa: Oye Yeh Sent Msg Kya Hota Hai..
Abe Taenu Ita Bhi Nahi Pata..
Jis Msg Mein Khushbo Ho Use Sent Msg Kehte Hai ...
Abe Taenu Ita Bhi Nahi Pata..
Jis Msg Mein Khushbo Ho Use Sent Msg Kehte Hai ...
Patni-Muje Sone Ka Haar Dilwa Do,Me Tumhe Saat Janmo Tak Chahungi
Pati-1 Kaam Kr, Haar K Sath Kangan B Le Le,Pr Baat Isi Janm Tak Hi Rehne d
Pati-1 Kaam Kr, Haar K Sath Kangan B Le Le,Pr Baat Isi Janm Tak Hi Rehne d
Judge- Tumne Samaaj K Liye
Kaun Sa Bhala Kaam Kiya Hai
Mujrim- Saab, Humare Karan Hi
Police Aur Adalat Me Lakho
Logo Ko Naukri Mili Hui Hai
Kaun Sa Bhala Kaam Kiya Hai
Mujrim- Saab, Humare Karan Hi
Police Aur Adalat Me Lakho
Logo Ko Naukri Mili Hui Hai
Santa praying:Bhagwanji plz punjab nu amrica di capital bana dita.Plz,plz
God:Par kyu yaara?
Santa:Qki main exam vich likh aaya si...
Wife Pati Ko Maar Rahi Thi
Padosi-Kyu Mar Rahi Ho
Patni-Inko Call Kiya To 1Ladki Boli
Aap Jisse Sampark Karna Chahate Ho,Wo Abhi Vyast He
Pappu was writing his
father's name on a
1000 Watt bulb
Father asked him:What r u doing?
Pappu:Aapka naam roshan kar raha hu.
Pati-Hypnotise Karna Kya Hota Hai?
Patni-Kisi Ko Aapne Control Me Kar K Aapni Marzi K Kaam Karwana
Pati-Chal Jhuti Use To Shadi Kehte he..
Girl:Agar mai mar jau to tum kya karoge?
BoY:Mai bhi mar jaunga
GiRL:Q?
BoY:Kabhi kabhi zyada khushi b jaan le Leti HE.
Dabangg Special:
Asman se gir raha he Rain,
Wah wah..
Asman se gir raha he Rain,
Tere mast-mast 2 Nain,
mere dil ka le gaye Chain
Titanic Dub Raha tha
1 Gore ne pucha-Zamin yahan se kitni dur he?
Santa-2km.
Gore ne pani me kud k pucha-kis taraf?
Santa-Niche ki taraf
Dctr Santa ke Piche Bhag rha tha
Banta- Kya Hua?
Dr.- 4 Bar Aisa Hua
Sala Dimag ka Operation
karane Aata H
Aur
Bal katwake Bhag Jata he
Jung me SANTA ne bullet proof jacket ki jagah machardani pehni.?
BANTA-Aisa q?
SANTA-Jisme machar nahi ghus sakta usme goli kaise ghusegi.
Make a Mind which never minds..
Make a Heart which never hurts..
Make a Touch which never pains..
&..
Make a 'RELATION' which never Ends
Pyar or dosti me itna fark paya
Pyar ne sahara diya to Dost ne 7th nibhaya
Kis riste ko gehra kahu
1ne di zindgi to 2re ne jina sikhaya..
The best prank call ever:-
"Hello, dominos..??"
"yes sir, how may I help you"
"give me Pizza Hut's number !!"
